The first thing he will say is that he is in charge and in command, yet simultaneously responsible for nothing.
Then he will blame everyone within reach: BP, George W. Bush (!), and Congress (yes, even Congress will get at least a token whipping for this – not because they bear any real responsibility, but because almost everyone hates Congress, so they’re an easy mark).
Conservative talk radio personalities may also get some blame, but I’m not going out on a limb on that one (no pun intended).
In keeping with his political strategy of dividing to conquer, The One will not only blame BP, he will demonize them. It is crucial to his strategy to make the American public hate BP enough to divert most if not all of its anger onto BP.
I don’t think I can watch…